confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

confused person

Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea

Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.

by Horse cok May 12, 2016

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

confederate

a gentleman and a patriot who cares about his country and has the fucking guts to speak up when something is wrong. they hate northerners.

Yankees: 1
Confederates: 0

Its only half time bitches

by conservative joe June 13, 2005

The Confederate states of america

in the South in the land of traitors
Rattlesnakes and alligators
basically a racist group that didnt want there slaves taken away so they

Betrayed the Union and formed there own nation

Retard from the 1860s: i serve the Confederate states of america
Everyone: your a racist retard

by HistoricalFanatics March 2, 2022

Confederatard

A person of southern decent that loves their heritage too much and cares more about a war that ended almost 200 years ago than anyone ever should.

Tourist One: Wow! look at that car! Twelve Confederate flags?!?

Tourist Two: Looks like we're entering Confederatard Country. Be careful.

by Zade2121 June 2, 2009

Confederate Flag

A flag that shows southern pride. Not racist. The people of today have twisted it to look like a symbol of racism. Not just grouped with rednecks.

Kristen has two Confederate Flags on her truck to show southern pride.

by Daughter of the Confederacy January 5, 2009