Thee talk you have with a person you're dating while in the car. Instead of looking them deep into their eyes to spill all, you speak at the windshield-dashboard area and exit the stopped vehicle.
"Sherrie drove me home after the movie on date #3. I gave her the dashboard confessional and bounced."
by 'los with the most April 28, 2006
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um, like any other musician/band in this world?
and for the people that say the bandmembers from dashboard cuts their wrist, wears all black, and paints their nail black, please pay closer to attention next time because NONE of them are ANYTHING like that.
besides whats this "emo" thing about anyways?
its music for petes sake, and jsut let us listen to our music and well let you listen to your music. mmkay?
um, like any other musician/band in this world?
and for the people that say the bandmembers from dashboard cuts their wrist, wears all black, and paints their nail black, please pay closer to attention next time because NONE of them are ANYTHING like that.
besides whats this "emo" thing about anyways?
its music for petes sake, and jsut let us listen to our music and well let you listen to your music. mmkay?
dashboard confessional is a band, like any other band. writes lyrics based on inspirations and events. like ANYY other band. wake up people
by fcbtim July 16, 2008
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A truly amazing band in my opinion. They're basically acoustic emo.
For you people that bash Dashboard Confessional, you do have the right. Because if we took away your right to express your opinion, we'd have to take away ours to make it fair.
Although I think it is better to just not listen to the music if you don't like it than to bash it, you have the right to say whatever you want.
Yes, Dashboard Confessional has very sad, depressing lyrics,
But that's because he wrote them while his heart was broken.
People listen to sad music because alot of times it reminds them of good times that they've lost.
For you people that bash Dashboard Confessional, you do have the right. Because if we took away your right to express your opinion, we'd have to take away ours to make it fair.
Although I think it is better to just not listen to the music if you don't like it than to bash it, you have the right to say whatever you want.
Yes, Dashboard Confessional has very sad, depressing lyrics,
But that's because he wrote them while his heart was broken.
People listen to sad music because alot of times it reminds them of good times that they've lost.
by Rik Jones July 11, 2006
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Man, I saw the best Confusion Stutter show today, these two dorklings couldn't find a way around each other and I literally saw the awesome Confusion Stutter Collision.
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Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.
Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.
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Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!
by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004
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"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."
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