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Swedish Candle

A road flare. Derived from the fact that they look like a candle and are often used to warn other drivers of a disabled vehicle, usually a Volvo because they are so problematic. Therefore, the term Swedish Candle was invented.
My Volvo V60 broke down on the motorway so I lit some Swedish candles for safety.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 20, 2023
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Seduce My Candle

Mostly used in sexual context, the candle being the man's thing. It is also used as a joke, by people who have candle fetishes.
Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2 fucks them.

Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2: DUN DUN DUNNNN
by Saenovi January 20, 2018
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Candlestick

Most may think a candlestick refers rod of wax with a wick in the middle. When lit it produces light and small amounts of heat and wax melts everywhere. After years of researching the origins of this sacred word, it has been found that it has a much different meaning. It is still a noun but now refers to the head of a red-headed person (ginger). It is a comparison of the red hair to a candle and how the red hair resembles fire. Others have researched the word even further back into the word's roots to satanic devil worshipers: they found that it goes further beyond a comparison. It is believed that the absent soul of a ginger is stuck in another realm and actually has real fire as hair.
Johnny: Man my hands are cold.
Chris: You're such a baby.
Johnny: Hah, that's funny because you're never cold with your fire hair you fucking candlestick! Let me warm up around the bonfire on your head.
by koolkat75 November 27, 2012
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condescending twat

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant
Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014
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Candleography

The art of creating hand-poured candles and wax products.
This candle is a beautiful piece of candleography!
by MrsMenz June 2, 2015
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Jamaican Candle

The Jamaican candle is a certain type of bong bowl Where a joint is inserted into the middle of a bong slide. then you surround the joint with roach weed of an already smoked blunt. You then light the (candle) joint, hit the bong with the joint in it, and get faded.
After one jamaican candle justin felt faded for hours upon hours.
That Jamaican candle got me fucked up said kyle.
by Tha Zanimal August 1, 2008
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russian candlestick

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.
Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?
by keyster king November 20, 2015
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