Colbert Sandwich

(noun) Two Pringles Potato Chips separated by a layer of whipped cream.

1) Damn these Colbert Sandwiches are great! Why didn't I think to make these before?!

2) My blood stopped moving after eating so many Colbert Sandwiches.

3) God bless America, and my Colbert Sandwich.

by steviebuns69 March 31, 2010

Colfer Melfofo

A retard on Yahoo! Answers a massively trolled "Answer" forum. He hates gays and evolution. He Loves Jesus (likely sexually) and Methamphetamine. He is an obvious Closet fag

Colfer Melfofo: Gays and evolution can not be rail fag can not hav babies and evolution for babies

by Googleyantrasipa July 26, 2011

colberted

To hold a politician accountable, face to face.

Originally from the French "Colberiser: Régler face à face, ses comptes avec un politicien." (http://www.manumilitari.net/?p=525)

Donald Rumsfeld was colberted when Ray McGovern confronted him with documented evidence of Rumsfeld saying things he had just denied saying.

by --none-- July 30, 2008

commercialized disappointment

The feeling you get when you see a totally kick-ass ad, but then receive a smack in the face when you realize that the product being advertised is either terrible, or one that you hate.

Man, that was a pretty su-weet ad.

Shit, it's for Bud Light.

That there's some real commercialized disappointment.

by pulcinella December 4, 2009

colmenero

A huge, Mexican family. Loves family gathering. Most the men are very light skin and have colored eyes. Woman are very beautiful.

Colmeneros

by Tightstang04 January 10, 2014

Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her

Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming

by kamkord August 27, 2015

Comerised

When one eats so much food that one is unable to move. This is usually in conjunction with the use of marijuana edibles.

We ate so many pot edibles, we were comerised and unable to get off the couch

by Lisamd88 January 21, 2017