gary coleman

a short, round ice cream dipped in peanuts and chocolate on a stick, also known as a 'buster bar'

"hey sweet heart, lets go get a box of gary colemans"

by colonialclusterfuck December 9, 2012

Coleman

The best person in the world. He treats everyone fairly especially girls he likes. The best friend you can have because he is so supportive. Colemans are usually good fighters so it is not reccommended to get in a fight with one. Sometimes Colemans are fat but are likely to lose it. They are hot and know how to treat girls.

Girl 1: did you see that, jack beatup tom?
girl 2: he is such a coleman.

girl 1: Nick is so hot and is so nice to Rachel.
girl 2: What a coleman.

by the true dictionary writer May 1, 2010

Northern Colorado Bear

A sexual act where one jumps into a pile of cow shit, rolls around for a considerable amount of time, then proceeds to get fucked in the asshole all the while burning their inheritence in a pointless ritual- similar to what UNC students are expected to go through.

Eric was legally retarded and was excepted to UNC where for the next four years of his life he proceeded to become a Northern Colorado Bear- as he did not have much asperation to become anything else.

by TheGreatLateSP999 December 7, 2011

make gary coleman dolls

the act of pooping. the origin of this term should be rather self-evident.

i had taco bell earlier and now i have to go make gary coleman dolls!!!!

by s beskow August 21, 2006

Colorado Aquarium

A sensual act where a man places a goldfish (preferably a comet goldfish) in a woman's mouth upon ejaculation and said woman swallows the whole semen/fish load.

Totes Colorado Aquariumed that bitch last night

by ageofaquarii October 18, 2010

golden, colorado

Golden is a city 7 miles West of Denver that is home to a friendly community. The town
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."

Hey man, I went to Golden, Colorado the other day. There are some really nice people over there. They aren't jerks.

Shut the fuck up, Bill.

by WillieThePooh April 21, 2015

Greeley, Colorado

A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.

Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .

Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.

by G-town Dweller May 6, 2011