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Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.
Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”
by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022
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Colometigama

Colometigama, I'm going to the mall with some friends.
by bree-the type of cheese July 30, 2022
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Coomer Rain

Someone who is sweating from the act of a Coomer Spin, and flinging sweat in every direction with their penis*.
WOW, Bob has been coomer spinning for a while now, he is getting coomer rain all over the room!
by Pootytang22 August 1, 2022
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Condomerade

Hi there Condomerade, I'm seeing Jenny tonight, could I borrow the condom?
by TheRealTurdFergus August 9, 2022
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COCOMELON

COCOMELON DEEZ NUTS
by ELONG MUSK August 10, 2022
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Coomer

A coomer is someone who is a connoisseur of E-girl Content. Said Content may be from Twitch, Onlyfans, Tiktok, or Instagram.
"Have you guys talked to Jeff lately?"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"
by okiedokieboomer February 10, 2023
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