Cocomelon

A parents worst nightmare

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child

Cocomelon by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021

Cocomelon

The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.

“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”

Cocomelon by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020

Cocomelon

The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.

Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.

Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.

What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style

Cocomelon by A dying goat June 22, 2020

Cocomelon

A magical show on YouTube and Netflix that hypnotizes small children and occupies them long enough for their parents to sneak off and fuck.

Mom: Should I put on Cocomelon? 😉
Dad: I'll grab the lube.

Mom: Thank God for Cocomelon!

Cocomelon by Aphrodora May 11, 2021

cocomelon

annoying

cocomelon is the worst show to ever exist

cocomelon by the person who exists March 5, 2022

Cocomelon

Some shitty Show that kids watch while Pushin P

Yo you gon watch that new cocomelon episode

Cocomelon by Dhar Mann Is God February 10, 2022

Cocomelon

Cocomelon is a cringy youtube channel which makes videos for babies and videos with their time written on their thumbnails. If you see even one video you will get both cancer and ligma. So better watch ya self cuz Ligma kills. An official death history includes streamers like Ninja, TFue, Bugha, Vahren, Shroud a.k.a shrowdyrowdy, and a lot more. Beware. Sub to pewdiepie. Peace out.

Cocomelon sucks af.

Cocomelon by DatTryHardPunchBoi July 31, 2020