COCOMELON

Cum on me daddy, and if your a fUcking kid bro go away y u serchin cocom3lon bro if you can read this u wayee 2 old

NIGGA COCOMELON is gay y u still watch n1gga
Idk man cuz I'm like 5 and a half
NIKA dats very gay bro lik suk mi cok

by Ballsack9000 February 15, 2022

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A parents worst nightmare

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child

by Ilovedannydevito September 09, 2021

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The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.

“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”

by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020

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What they call huge boobs in the Philippines.

Olyria Roy, the instagram model from Moscow, Russia, has a wonderful pair of Cocomelons.

by launcestonelliot September 24, 2021

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The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.

Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.

Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.

What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style

by A dying goat June 22, 2020

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