Cock-Acne Rebel

A guy who plays away, suspects that he has caught some sort of STI, but continues to bang his woman or she will suspect something.

Relates to the the Cockney Rebel who tagged along with Steve Harley.

Brian "I banged that Mongolian bird from the pub last week, I think I caught something from her, but I still need to shag the missus or she will know I've been doing the dirty"

Keith "oh man, you really are a Cock-Acne Rebel"

by Mattaus Muller December 26, 2011

Cock Chalk

this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...

Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.

by 777geez November 20, 2015

Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.

My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.

by UD Tk August 31, 2018

cock ship

the thing in ram ranch 85 where all the niggas cum from

40 naked niggas coming aboard the cock ship

by Tremp_Steks September 21, 2019

Funky Cock Hoe

A scandalous bitch that will fuck anyone or anythang to get sprung so she can live off child support from tha baby daddy.

"Can't let these funky cock hoes destroy me" - Tupac

"Yes these funky cock hoes flock all on tha jock" - B.G. Knocc Out

by tharealK July 31, 2013

corona cock block

The Corona Virus stopping you dead in your tracts from getting laid.

Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.

by internetarchiologist March 18, 2020

Bent Cock

Usually someone who is a plumber and runs out of L shaped pipe. Need I say more?

hey that Liam plumber has a bent cock

by connels a fag August 19, 2021