cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009

Cockmail

The e-mail one receives through adult online dating sites, especially those containing unrequested pictures of genitalia.

I logged into (insert adult dating site here) today. I don't know why I even bother, it's just cockmail everyday!

by DirtyEpic March 31, 2011

Cocksmash

Co-ck-sma-ssh, verb
The act of missing a sexual partners poon or stink hole with ones cock and hitting the bit inbetween at full force resulting in a "cocksmash".

So, I was pounding away on this the young filly when I got a tad carried away, pulled out and said, "right little missy, take this one you filthy little harrlot" and went at her with the might of empire, a pain ran up my jonson and I knew straight away there had been a terrible cocksmash, it's been this colour and bent at a 45 degree angle for weeks now, anything you can do doctor?

by morgansgoat October 30, 2012

cockmatician

a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one cock, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of cocks in their face. Subtracting from the number of cocks in face is also acceptable.

The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!

by Apoo Benji Hill June 24, 2012

cockass

A genetically modified donkey with rabies.

That guy who banned me is such a cockass.

by CCHW July 11, 2014

cockmuster

When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.

OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster

by captain_poopy June 9, 2021

Cockmaxxing

Similar to Looksmaxxing. The act of tying a thin rope around the head of a mans penis and pulling for long periods of time in order to elongate the shaft.

George: Man… im very unhappy and insecure about how small my penis is.

Tristan: Have you looked into Cockmaxxing?

by Seepi August 25, 2023