cockgoblin

when trading and you have a sizable profit under your belt, the cockgoblin is the small green/grey freak who will gobble your profits and your dignity in the blink of an eye...

"That fuck Trichet has started speaking, and the cockgoblin has has stolen my money.... fuck you cockgoblin"

"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."

(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"

by windy miller May 14, 2006

cockgobbler

one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.

You are a damn good cockgobbler, Mom.

by Beotch December 6, 2003

cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

cockgobble

1. An often used vulgar declaration to indicate that something has gone terribly, terribly wrong.

2. In the days of yore, the cockgobble was said to be the favorite pet of the leprachaun. In the early 1600's "The great cockgobble purge" took place, in which cockgobbles were hunted down for their pelts, which were used to fashion the earliest dildos of our time.

The chocolate milk is all gone? Cockgobble!

by Craigelles April 29, 2006

cockgobbler

One who enthusiastically enjoys the act of cobbling on the cock......with slight nut nibbling

Dude your girlfriend is the best damn cockgobbler in town.....what....nothing man ive moved on, so should you

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

cockgobbler

degrading term used for a woman, girlfriend

"She's a little cockgobbler"

by kara December 16, 2003

cockgobbler

a person who is not gay and doesn't act gay, but is very annoying and generaly is an asshole

to be used when one is concentrating on something else like paper work or homework

asshole "hey your gay hahaha"

working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"

by DPdaix November 10, 2008