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clayton scrambled egg special

When a guy blows a huge load in a batch of scrambled eggs and then feeds it to a girl that he had anal sex with the night before
My friend max gave some SMObag a "clayton scrambled egg special" this morning and she scarfed it down...what a dumb slut!
by sgdgdg March 5, 2008
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Claymore Party

Playing a multi-player that has claymores as equipment, such as Call of Duty, and your whole team camps an area and sets claymores.
Example1:

Call of Duty: Black Ops, Zombie mode.

Host: Let's go to the alley and have a Claymore Party

The Rest of the party: Okay!
by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011
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Claymore Moment

the sense that is derived from the game "Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2" that the sense when you hear a the click of the claymore and you try to run off or jump out of the way but you die. (Also applies in real life such as when you say something uncalled for or inappropriate for the situation and you want to take it back but you cant hence the claymore has already exploded).
Claymore Moment

a: I was going to get that camping piece of shit in the planes cockpit but as I turned the corner and heard the click and tried to go back but it was no use.

b: as I was trying to crack a joke to impress a girl i said a very sexist joke and I wanted to take it back but the claymore has already exploded as in she started to beat the shit out of me with her purse dildo.
by mistahwaffles October 15, 2011
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TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
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Clayton Crites

A synonym for "gimp" or "gimpy".

Derived from a fat white kid that made the high school golf team on his third attempt (Junior year); this is mostly characterized by his gimped left arm, which he can't straighten.
Jesus, his golf swing is a Clayton Crites.

Holy shit man, when Jeff has got a Clayton Crites shot.
by Skip & Dorgan March 17, 2005
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Clamour Rage

An extreme form of anger/rage
Shaggy - "Whoa Rodders, how the hell did you find me"

Rodders - "Never mind that its time to open the clamour rage on you"
by Ogaba Mustafa Mosofat October 18, 2008
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clamoflauge

What a large woman would wear to hide her (gunt).
Becky knew that her floral dress was the perfect clamoflauge.
by Matty Pierre May 24, 2016
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