Carnaged

The process of ones heart being shredded, destroyed shattered. When you’ve read a book or novel that’s left you so destroyed or heartbroken you feel lost.

I finished That new Novel and I’ve been Carnaged .

by Mellie13 October 26, 2017

Carnegie Syndrome

When the rich try to buy back their reputations by donating large amounts of money publicly.

Bob fracked for oil in our community until we had sink holes, then he donated money to build a stadium with his name on it, it’s the definition of Carnegie Syndrome.

by Beautybind October 13, 2019

Carnigan

A word combines Carnivore and Vegan. Carnigan describes one who eats meat like carnivore, but doesn’t have eggs or milk like vegan. Also, Carnigan doesn’t eat potatoes or potato products.

Proud Carnigan.

by crunchy mallow December 15, 2021

carnie

Austin Powers Sums this one up nicley.

Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

Hey carnie those coconuts are stuck to the poles !

by Mixmaster Jazzy G April 8, 2004

Carnevarian

A person who eats meat and animal proteins as their primary source of nutrients, though they may enjoy plant matter at times. Carnivarians are the anti-nazivegan, and do not tolerate others telling them what they can and cannot eat.

Veggie Velma: "How can you eat meat? Don't you know it came from a poor little cow that was helplessly slaughtered? You should be a Nazivegan like me, and save the world by being pushy."

Meaty Mark: "Just slap that cow between two pieces of bread, and call me a happy carnevarian. I'll eat how I choose to eat, and you can eat how you choose."

by Tobias B. Bradick May 28, 2008

carninormative

Similar to how heteronormative behavior implies heterosexuality is the normal sexual preference, carninormative behavior implies that meat eating behavior is the normal dietary preference, and, as such, vegetarianism and veganism are abnormal.

The pizza crust packaging told me to add cooked meat to my pizza, but I'm a vegetarian. How carninormative.

by drubear August 14, 2008

bar carnie

The person (usually a woman) who solicits nightclub patrons to buy funeral grade flowers for exorbitant prices. Like all carnies, her sales pitch is a simple one: Buy overpriced goods for your female companion or end up looking like a cheapskate.

Damn, the bouncers let a bar carnie in. Let's hit the dance floor before she tries to sell us a $20 rose!

by Dave MZ September 7, 2005