clariette

a beautiful, intelligent, hard-working, Chinese/Vietnamese girl who has a big heart. Her smile will make you UWU really freaking hard. she has some rbf, ngl but it really do be like that sometimes. she can like Get It. she can Get It All. she's super soft and her brown eyes will make you uwuwuwu. she's super playful, her favorite game is the pretending game. :) what a kween <3

Clariette scared me at first , but she's so sweet.

Yeah Clariette is so cute, she makes me UWU.

by ieat@$$ March 3, 2019

clarine

clarine is an amazing girl who always bounces from boy to boy. She is a sporty girl who finds it hard to show her emotions yet she is very lovable

"that person is so cool!"
"i know she's a clarine, also knows as rin"
"she is an egg

by clarine November 30, 2016

clarinut

An intense devotee of the clarinet and its music. You'll almost always hear a clarinut noodling around with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's "Concerto For Clarinet and Orchestra in A Major" before he/she starts practicing scales!

Joe Pappas is a real clarinut! You oughtta listen to him play that run at the beginning of George Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue"---he polishes it off like he's born to it!

by pentozali March 4, 2009

Clarinetiquette

The art of practicing the clarinet without disturbing your neighbors.

The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!

by TasteMonger November 17, 2017

Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

by MissGuts January 5, 2022

clarinated

Totally immersed in everything that has to do with the clarinet: technique, printed music for clarinet and where to get the music, reeds, auditions, etc. From CLARINet + marinATED.

John is really clarinated---I know he'll ace the next audition!

by pentozali April 17, 2009

Clarinetist

A cult of band nerds who are willing to fight the trumpets and steal their valve oil

Teacher: Clarinetists! Instruments up!

by cutmylipandstayalive June 9, 2019