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clarinet

My favorite instrument in the whole wide world to play. Has a good range, a little over 3 octaves. A Bb pitch instrument that is black with nickel or silver keys. Made of wood or plastic. A reed instument, a woodwind. Played in almost any style of music.
Michelle plays the clarinet in her high school band, she is 1st chair.
by Michelle January 16, 2004
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Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.
"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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clarinets

pretty much the coolest sexiest most amazing talented people the world has ever known, also the most perfect godly section of the band
spectator: OMG!! you guys are amazingly awesome!

Clarinets: thats because we are the clarinets!
by clarinet geek January 27, 2009
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clarisa

Best girl ever. She's really nice. If you know a girl named Clarisa hug her all the time.
Clarisa Cantu is the best girl everrrrrrrr. She's really cool.
by clarissa taco May 24, 2008
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Clarinetticorn

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"
by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016
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Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.
stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017
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Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.
I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.
by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016
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