by Arphur July 30, 2007
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Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.
Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.
Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.
Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.
Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.
by Moe July 13, 2003
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Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc
Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance
If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance
If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara
Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)
Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE
You: You mean Tiara
Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)
Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE
by Mandy28 May 24, 2011
Get the Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness) mug.Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!
Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-
Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-
by Volatin October 10, 2012
Get the One Direction mug.n. A fundamentalist Christian outreach concept, in which the intent is to "debunk" science with the word of scripture. Its most vocal adherents are southern and mid-western U.S. evangelical protestants (see Bible Thumper.) Creation "scientists" try to convince "unsaved" people that the Earth was formed in a Creation that took place at the hands of Almighty God a few thousand years ago, and hope their evidence will convert a few of these "unsaved" people to the faith.
Some key tenets of Creation Science:
--Scientists (the real ones) are going to Hell, where they will burn forever for blasphemy of the Holy Word of God.
--"Evolution" is a scam to trick us into believing that wholesome, white Christians have common ancestry with apes and chimps and (oh no, please no...) black people! Evolution is the Devil's Theory (yes, it is just a theory).
--Hell is real, full of sulfur, and it exists in the center of the Earth. (Most persons on Earth will be summarily cast into this Lake of Fire when we pass away.)
Unfortunately, unlike real scientists, Creation Scientists face a non-existent job market. Most find work in blue-collar manufacturing jobs, or else provide for their families by huntin' sqwirls, 'coons and o-possum. Their hobbies range from watching NASCAR, to whippin' the kids, to attending Klan and CCC rallies. Prrrraise Jesus!
Some key tenets of Creation Science:
--Scientists (the real ones) are going to Hell, where they will burn forever for blasphemy of the Holy Word of God.
--"Evolution" is a scam to trick us into believing that wholesome, white Christians have common ancestry with apes and chimps and (oh no, please no...) black people! Evolution is the Devil's Theory (yes, it is just a theory).
--Hell is real, full of sulfur, and it exists in the center of the Earth. (Most persons on Earth will be summarily cast into this Lake of Fire when we pass away.)
Unfortunately, unlike real scientists, Creation Scientists face a non-existent job market. Most find work in blue-collar manufacturing jobs, or else provide for their families by huntin' sqwirls, 'coons and o-possum. Their hobbies range from watching NASCAR, to whippin' the kids, to attending Klan and CCC rallies. Prrrraise Jesus!
Question: How old is this part of the Grand Canyon?
Scientist: This formation is about five million years old, according to our best uranium-lead dating...
Creation Scientist: Them there canyon ain't no more 'n' maybe 4000 years ole,' and if you done believe otherwise, you're a Hellbound sinner, praise the Lord! Now please op'n' all yawl's Bibles to Genesis, Chapter Six and let us remind ourselves of the word of God...
Scientist: This formation is about five million years old, according to our best uranium-lead dating...
Creation Scientist: Them there canyon ain't no more 'n' maybe 4000 years ole,' and if you done believe otherwise, you're a Hellbound sinner, praise the Lord! Now please op'n' all yawl's Bibles to Genesis, Chapter Six and let us remind ourselves of the word of God...
by Carl Willis December 14, 2004
Get the creation science mug.When you pass a spliff/joint/blunt to someone all the way across the room and you don't want to get up, so you both reach out your hands really far, so as to resemble Michelangelo's Sistine Ceiling.
by johnmb April 17, 2009
Get the Creation of Adam mug.Directioner is a person that extremely loves british-irish boyband One Direction.
Not every Directioner is rude or unsocial. Many Directioners think you are a Directionator (hater of One Direction) if you also like Taylor Swift or The Wanted.
Most of the Directioners are girls.
BoyDirectioners are pretty rare, but not so weird in this fandom. They usualy get hate, but all of the Directioners get it anyway.
Mostly because of those Directioners that are rude and everything.
All the Directioners want to meet them, and these irrationally jealous and arrogant ones hate every person that had the opportunity to meet them.
They made rules, like not letting new fans in the fandom etc.
These Directioners are the popular ones, and unfortunately people think that every member of this fandom is like them.
There are Elounor and Larry shippers. Probably be the reason of this fandom separating soon.
Elounor shippers think that Louis Tomlinson (the eldest one) and Eleanor Calder are made for each other, and that there is no such a thing as Louis liking the same genger as his.
Larry shippers think that Louis and Harry Styles (the youngest one) are actually made for each other, and that Elounor thing is actually a good cover. But, "they recognized the true love".
Directioners still remember the jokes from the X-Factor 2010, special moments, all of the songs and other things.
But they are just normal people. Except for the fact that they are excited when it comes to One Direction.
Not every Directioner is rude or unsocial. Many Directioners think you are a Directionator (hater of One Direction) if you also like Taylor Swift or The Wanted.
Most of the Directioners are girls.
BoyDirectioners are pretty rare, but not so weird in this fandom. They usualy get hate, but all of the Directioners get it anyway.
Mostly because of those Directioners that are rude and everything.
All the Directioners want to meet them, and these irrationally jealous and arrogant ones hate every person that had the opportunity to meet them.
They made rules, like not letting new fans in the fandom etc.
These Directioners are the popular ones, and unfortunately people think that every member of this fandom is like them.
There are Elounor and Larry shippers. Probably be the reason of this fandom separating soon.
Elounor shippers think that Louis Tomlinson (the eldest one) and Eleanor Calder are made for each other, and that there is no such a thing as Louis liking the same genger as his.
Larry shippers think that Louis and Harry Styles (the youngest one) are actually made for each other, and that Elounor thing is actually a good cover. But, "they recognized the true love".
Directioners still remember the jokes from the X-Factor 2010, special moments, all of the songs and other things.
But they are just normal people. Except for the fact that they are excited when it comes to One Direction.
"-Look, it's Kevin!
-Hey, are you a Directioner?
-OMG, YES!
-Whose your favourite?
-Liam... I like his curles...
-OhMyCarrot, you must be new."
"When I'm at Starbucks, I take names like Georgia Rose, Diana and things"
"Nandooooooooos! Five directions menu, please. What if Niall's here?"
-Hey, are you a Directioner?
-OMG, YES!
-Whose your favourite?
-Liam... I like his curles...
-OhMyCarrot, you must be new."
"When I'm at Starbucks, I take names like Georgia Rose, Diana and things"
"Nandooooooooos! Five directions menu, please. What if Niall's here?"
by Justapersonthathateswrongfacts January 7, 2014
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