iRection

The effect that the release of hyped Apple products has on some people.

He got an iRection that lasted all day when he heard about the iPhone.

by Arphur July 30, 2007

irection

an erection given to yourself

i gave myself an irection

by andrew June 7, 2003

Irection

Irection replaces the words
I And Reckon.
Therefore
Irection.
Can also be used as a non dirty form of the word Erection.

Person one: Omg, hes so ugly!
Person two: IRECTION

Person one: Sup?
person two: My Irection!

by Kateeee September 10, 2007

irection

To agree

Another way of saying "i recon"

Person1: Wow that bitch is fat!

Person2: Irection!

by Evil M0nkey2 April 22, 2007

anti irection

when you look at something so disgutuing or someone so ugly your penis curls up into your anus to provide pleasure to counteract the displeasure caused by the sight.

WHOAH! She was so ugly she gave me an anti irection.

by Adaaaaaaam March 24, 2009

iFection

A virus that affects exploits the Mac OS.

I was trying to finish editing my movie about Amish skate punks when my MacBook got an iFection and crashed, losing a night's worth of work.

by GregJH January 27, 2008

inrection

An Inrection is the opposite on an erection. This means your penis actually inrects itself back into your body for safety reasons.

A) Being hit extremly hard in the genatal area will cause your penis to actually inrect (inrection) inside you body possibly puncturing some vital organs. B) Seeing the most hideous beast of a girl walk into a bar, can actually force your penis back inside your body to keep itself from being exposed. C) jumping into a very very cold body of water IE. "Pool, River, Ocean, Large puddle" can force your penis into shock and send it back inside your body for warmth and shelter.

by Danny Hunnewell October 15, 2006