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Chrismahannikwanzika

The politically correct was to address people durning the holiday season.

It combines Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanza.

This way the idiots who get offended by a specific greeting can shut up. And the fools who don't like the generalized Happy Holidays can stick it.
Chrismahannikwanzika is my fave time of year
by archbishop tommy November 20, 2007
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chrismoyles

Tubby, rolly polly DJ, has trouble getting up in the morning. Eats mainly chicken pie and chips, and drinks larger. Smokes. Has a very tender pair of nipples which will bleed up to 22 pints in an hour after jogging from the pie shop to the Pub. Interestingly he was not born in Leeds, as everyone thinks but actually Nempnett Thrubwell near Bristol and was educated by Trappist monks who ran a centre for Lap Dancers who failed their MOT. Ian Hyland of the Sun recently said of chrismoyles
"I think he is talented and quite frankly the sexiest man on the Planet"
joewhiley has been dating Chris Moyles for 4 years now, and friends report chrismoyles was very pleased when on Valentines day this year he managed to get to second base, it was homebase first then Chivenor, a RAF base in Gloucester.
chrismoyles producer aledjones recently painted chrismoyles flat a two tone coffee and wall nut combination, he finished the rooms with flock cushions and organza.
There is a DJ who is on radio one and he is called chrismoyles.

He has a fan site where all the posters hate him it is called chrismoyles, net is the singular of nets which are used to catch fish.
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Chrism

A common household dooshbag that cant see his penis if a string was tied to it...he jacks off to gerbil beastiality.WTR
that guy talks like a chrism
by WtR May 21, 2008
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Christmahanaquansica

A compleat holiday, with Christmas, hannaka, and quansa. The ica is just for Flare. It was used on a cell phone commercial in 2005 and 2006.
Oh well marry Christmahanaquansica to you to!!
by Frannie Wegner November 29, 2007
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Chrisasurous

The definition of SEXY!!! Usally Goofy but once you get to know them their a blast!!
That guy defines chrisasurous
by Lil Crazy Legs April 30, 2011
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chrisane

is the coolest & hottest girl you'll ever come across
chrisane is really hot
oh really? i heard she's pretty cool
by carlofortina November 20, 2021
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Ms. Chrisman

A wrinkled old waddly penguin who carry’s around a bell and can’t hear CRAP
That girl is acting like a real Ms. Chrisman
by Brody Jones February 4, 2021
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