choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods

that fucker has a choadem pole

by Dan M. May 1, 2003

chode-man

a person hoo is fatter thn they are tall

"hey besco yooh are a chode-man"

by jack mcculloch May 26, 2008

Chode Guzzler

One who consumes a MASSIVE amount of chode

Dude have you seen William Perry Longabaugh?
Ha hes probably being Maxwell Jefferson Vosper chode guzzler
Ew

by rocketfish April 14, 2008

Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.

"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"

by OneWithWaves April 20, 2009

chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property

That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.

by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006

Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008

Chode Fingers

Refering to someone whose fingers are bigger than they're dick due to how fat they are.

Dude! Mr. Yarosh has such chode fingers!

by Upgrayded November 13, 2009