Chimp-Choker

Supporter of Hartlepool Utd. Football Club and / or denizen of the Borough of Hartlepool.

(cf "simian-strangler", "monkey-hanger", "gibbon-garotter", "strangler", "cod-head"etc. etc. etc.)

I say, you there, you supporer of Hartlepool United, I aver that you are indeed a "Chimp-choking bastard".

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

cholero

A guatemalan word that means a low class individual. It is used to disenfranchise a person or activity. The word has a long history of also being used as a borderline racial slur to people of mixed or indian heritage.

"es un cholero de mierda"
"no soy tu cholero!"
"que choleros esos pantalones"
"no me gusta esa musica cholera"

by Marco Amaro November 2, 2007

choker necklace

A tight fitted necklace around a person's neck. Women wore plain red ribbon chokers to indicate that they were prostitutes. Plain black choker necklaces sometimes signified secret lesbianism. These necklaces transformed into a regular necklace worn for fashion purposes. Choker necklaces were very popular in the 90s as celebrities started to wear them more and more. It is still a trend to this day.

You: I am in love with the choker necklace Kylie Jenner is wearing in her instagram picture
Friend: omg me too it looks so good on her

by Justin Bieber's Girlfriend June 4, 2014

Wife choker

A horrid acrid-smelling swamp fart that a husband lets out in bed.

Man, I let out the raunchiest fart last night. It was a real wife choker.

by Jarigo August 5, 2009

Chongerte

The act of twisting a male co-worker's sack into a knot after he continues to make obnoxious name suggestions for your fantasy football team name.

Benson suggested I name my team "Meat Curtain", so gave him a Chongerte.

by Buche August 24, 2006

colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.

This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.

by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006

Choder

A penis that is Wider than it is tall.

Dude, look at that choder! its wider than it is tall!

by BENJ AMRSHALL March 8, 2004