Parrot-choke

When you choke a (fe)male until they start repeating shit you say.

Guy 1: So did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I parrot-choked her an she started repeating everything I said, even my groans!

by Madorgavannah May 30, 2019

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Choke and Stroke

The act of (hopefully)non fatal strangulation while masturbating.

Did you hear? They say, Michael Hutchence of INXS, died while doing the Choke and Stroke.

by Roninsfx September 26, 2008

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Choke kiss

When someone grabs you by the neck, and kisses you on the mouth😻🤤

My boyfriend wants to choke kiss me.

by couple.goals April 07, 2018

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Choke a troll

choke a troll = smoke a bowl. used to try and sound unsuspicious around teachers/cops/authority figures. probably doesnt work, but its a good way to confuse people. "Poke a mole" also works. i guess anything that rhymes with smoke a bowl.

stoner 1-"want to go choke a troll in between some garages during lunch?"
stoner 2-"do i want to what?"
stoner1-"cmon, you know... chOKE a trOLL"
stoner2-"uhhhhmmm, yeah. sure."

by ja-dangdangdingalingadoomdoom August 31, 2009

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choke factor

the rating given to the level of pressure on one's lower digestive system directly relating to the immediacy of relieving oneself. The level, or factor, is given in a rating of 1-5 with five being the highest pressure. Choke factor named in honor of Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek as it relates to a warp factor.

Jose: Hey mang, that double jalapeno burrito supreme was right on.

Carlos: Si, but my gut is about to explode. pull the car over. I got a choke factor 5. I'm touchin cloth.

or

Kirk: Scotty, I need more power. The Klingons are almost in range.
Scotty: I'm givin er all she's got. But my ass is on fire. Me and sulu got hold of some bad sushi and I'm bad off. I'm backed up
Kirk: How bad is it?
Scotty: It's a choke factor 5 captain. I don't think I can take any mooooorrr
Kirk: get to sick bay
McCoy: Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a plumber.

by buckdeer September 05, 2009

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