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chode smoker

For those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns "chode" and "smoker," the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. Possibly attributable to either Beavis or ButtHead of the animated series created by one Mike Judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scrotum and the anus;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an "asshole."
That chode smoker Sean Penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.
by Maestro35 May 31, 2006
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choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods
that fucker has a choadem pole
by Dan M. May 1, 2003
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chode-man

a person hoo is fatter thn they are tall
"hey besco yooh are a chode-man"
by jack mcculloch May 26, 2008
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Chode Guzzler

One who consumes a MASSIVE amount of chode
Dude have you seen William Perry Longabaugh?
Ha hes probably being Maxwell Jefferson Vosper chode guzzler
Ew
by rocketfish April 14, 2008
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Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.
"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"
by OneWithWaves April 20, 2009
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chode face

1. Somebody who makes a complete ass out of themselves
2. Somone who is really dumb
3. Someone who looks ugly
4. When someone fuck's up your shit
5. Acting very stupid around hot chicks
6. To demolish property
That chode face tried to fuck my car up.
That chode face thinks he's the shit.
He chode Faced that bitch.
by Adam Ohman September 5, 2006
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Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.
Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.
by coastmonkey August 22, 2008
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