Chappay

To be immensely dry, like chapped lips. Used commonly when insulting someone.

ARE YOU COMING TO PICKERING?
no.
sss... why so chappay?

by shakenbakeBRO June 26, 2010

chapped

1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.

Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.

They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.

by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011

chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011

chapped

someone whose dry or crusty... someone with no sense of humor or is salty

Sarah: Connor why are you being so salty
Elle: yeah Connor why are you so chapped right now

by hour3 art class December 2, 2015

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

chapped off

To be really angry

I'm so chapped off right now

by RealRams October 5, 2016

Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.

I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?

by Vettech12 October 18, 2017