A snowballs chance in hell

A phrase used to describe something with a very low possibilty of happening/succeeding.

(Plays on the idea that hell is hot so the snow would melt)

Guy 1: I'm so guna hit that!
Guy 2: Dude, you ain't got a snowballs chance in hell.

by MG123 April 29, 2008

chancer

1: A person unable and/or unqualified to carry out a specific task.
2: A person who is reckless in their behaviour.
Can also be used in a derogatory or humourous manner.

You would think that chancer would have hired a qualified engineer to fix that faulty electricity pylon.

by irritaant June 13, 2003

chane ka zhaad

bloating up someone by false praise. Appreciating someone for something trivial. Literally it means dont hoist me on a tree(small)

Tu muze chane ka zhaad par mat chadha, achha pehchanti hoon.

by summerof70 July 19, 2006

Puerto Rican chandelier

A CD hanging from the rear view mirror or ny CD hanging anywhere as decoration.. the more CD's hanging the classier the chandelier.

"I don't know how you can drive with your Puerto Rican chandelier reflecting the sun into your face"

by B2nice June 9, 2009

Jose Canseco

A fucking cuntbag that squeals on steroid users in MLB just to make himself, an admitted steroid user, look better

My friend turned into Jose Canseco and now everybody hates him becasue he's a douche bag.

by angelos h8er September 7, 2008

50-50 chance

A action or choise where you can either get it right or wrong with the same probibility. You say this to yourself to hide the fact that you really have a 90% chance of getting it wrong.
see:
gambleing
luck
cheated

Hey jimmy you have a 50-50 chance of getting this question right and if you do you get the money.

by Dick Banger May 22, 2008

ice cube's chance in hell

There is no way something is going to happen

You don't have an ice cube's chance in hell of fuckin that girl!

by Pudekcuf December 22, 2008