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by Unicorns unite July 3, 2018
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Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Guy 1: "That guy over there looks like the fucking king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
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He tends to enjoy country classics like Waylon Jennings, George Jones,and Johnny Cash. He's a diesel mechanic, who likes to frequent the woods during hunting season. He can be found at the lake on the weekends enjoying all the activities of the lake life.
Plain and simple, he's a country boy, and if your not careful he'll sweep you off your feet.
He tends to enjoy country classics like Waylon Jennings, George Jones,and Johnny Cash. He's a diesel mechanic, who likes to frequent the woods during hunting season. He can be found at the lake on the weekends enjoying all the activities of the lake life.
Plain and simple, he's a country boy, and if your not careful he'll sweep you off your feet.
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