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Ooga booga caveman brain

When someone is so dumb he literally can't be any dumber and is using - 50% of his brain capacity.
Have you seen what he did with his part of the group project? It's so dumb, I think he went ooga booga caveman brain.
by Lil rud October 13, 2020
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caveman dat ho

the act of a man beating a woman with a club to the point of bleeding, then using the blood as lube to fuck her. Often involves a running headstart.

See also: restrepo
I usually perform restrepo after I caveman dat ho.
by Nubris August 14, 2010
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so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.
Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.
by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011
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Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.
What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.
by Shit brain May 15, 2010
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Caveman Stingray

A person who likes to use profanity over xbox as if he/she were 12 while having a score twice as high as the entire opposing team. also likes to pull sprinklers out of the ground while anally probing his dog.
i was playin with caveman stingray last night and he shutout the entire team for 9 matches
by joe ramirrrrrez October 28, 2008
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metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.
Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman
by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013
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caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
Kim Jung has a caveman penis.
by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016
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