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Castro Valley

A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city
Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
by SimonSaysOfficial January 4, 2021
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Castro Valley

A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 4, 2024
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Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Axel Castro

A stupid dumbass who thinks he’s funny, fuck him
Axel Castro is a fucking dumbass, don’t go near him
by Uwuwuwuwuuwuw August 19, 2022
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Castro

Means a Motherfucker that gets riled up and wants to stay turned up till the party ends.
Also mean loyal and wordworker..
Travis Scott is a Castro because he hate bystanders so he want you to fuck the club up bitch or GET DA FUCK OUT WITH YO LIFELESS NOBODY WANNABE ASS!!! BITCH!!!.......Sorry.
by What Castro should mean August 2, 2019
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