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Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable
1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him
2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan
2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan
by hangoverconcierge July 9, 2012
Get the beige cardigan mug.When you take some whore into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. While you're banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.
You: Why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?
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Get the cardboard condo mug.The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
Get the Cardovian Conclave mug.Running from one airport gate to another in a nearly hopeless attempt to catch a flight. The cardiac dash is almost always done dragging along carry on baggage and is frequently performed by an overweight passenger who's only other exercise is masterbating to porn when the wife goes to bed. A successful cardiac dash ends with the passenger making the flight and not being shipped back home in a body bag.
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