charbone

A verb describing the actions of a terrible driver, and the results thereof. Cutting off another driver and/or causing or nearly causing an accident.

A proper noun given to a person who "charbones".

Origin: A word derived from a person of a similar namesake who continuously boned other drivers on the road.

Passenger: Dude! WTF! Check your mirrors BEFORE you merge, you just charboned that guy.
Driver: Relax, it wasn't a full-blown charboning. I didn't hit 'em or anything.
Passenger: You F'ing Charboner!

by jackie kenefick September 13, 2012

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The Carbonaro Effect

The ability to be easily persuaded that something is real or true due to complete lack of intelligence common sense, or judgment.

The tendency of jackass humans, particularly middle America, to accept and/or believe any old bullshit because they’re just plain stupid.
Also see: naive, gullible and credulous

Joe was overcome by The Carbonaro Effect when he bought an oceanfront timeshare in Arizona.

by loosestool January 1, 2022

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Carbone • carboneau • carboneing • carbonel • Carboner Sequestration • Carbonese • carbonetic • carboneurotic • al carbone • Irish Carbone

Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

by Octember13 October 11, 2009

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carbon tumor

Diamond ring, as worm by a woman to announce to the world that some other dude (not you) is snacking on her goodies... look elsewhere, this one's infected

So I spy this mad hottie at the bat the other night. I'm just about to drop some game when I notice she's got a carbon tumor. I've got no playbook for married chicks!

by somegeyeinCLE November 9, 2010

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