Cannabisism

When the weed smokes itself…

How did your cake bar burn idk probably cannabisism

by The monster mail man June 1, 2022

cannabis baby

A person who loves weed with a passion and they know a lot about it

Im a really big cannabis baby

by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023

Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 6, 2023

Cannabis Spotter

A cannabis entrepreneur who keeps an eye on market supply always looking for new opertunintes.

Justin is an aspiring cannabis spotter.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

Cannabisalism

The practice of a cannabis farmer eating the flesh of another cannabis farmer.

Paul, the cannabis farmer, ate his colleague. He is a cannabisal.

Paul: “What is cannabisalism?”

Colleague: “It’s when I would eat your flesh.”

by Justrust January 1, 2024

Cannabis Edibles

Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.

I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.

by Viscount Druitt April 13, 2024

Cannabis

If cannabis was as deadly as the media wants you to believe, Willie Nelson wouldn't have lived to half the age he is now.

Legalize cannabis

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 20, 2024