calamarisplat

best mutual ever. so kind and funny, im so glad i made mutuals with them.

yoooooo calamarisplat is so cool man!!

by raaihans April 5, 2022

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Calamity

ZAYN MALIKS BEST SONG IN THE ENTIRE WORLD STREAM NOBODY IS LISTENING

"have you heard calamity by Zayn?"

"Yes it's the best song."
"I know"

by Xwallst19 April 10, 2022

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Calamia • calamity • calamari • Calayia • calaia • Calamario • Calamansi cupcake • calamar • Calamari Cocktail • Calamaridenki

Unique beyond anyones comprehension. The light of anyones life, you don’t want to take her for granted. She’s known for her humor, lack of intelligence but kind spirit. Spends her free time crying herself to sleep, 3am dance parties cuz she wild like that ;) and then sleeping some more.

“Damn you’re getting the most basic fro-yo flavor?!”

“Yeah what’s wrong with thattt?”
“Nothing! Classic Calabia!”

by anonymous June 30, 2022

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calamanco

The Calamancos are probably the worst people you will ever meet. They are all judgemental and only care about 1 thing themselves. Some can be nice and care about your feelings but most of all they are never interested in your best interests. The calamancos are very widely spread out in the midwest. These are dangerous creatures if you ever come across a calamanco stay away from them for they are deadly.

Have you met the calamanco’s? They are literally so mean!

by Mysticmagichistoria July 20, 2022

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Calamari Hoopla

The act of flinging sizzling hot Calamari on a gentleman's fully erect penis. If successful, the gentleman should shout Hoopla, Hoopla Hoopla whilst trying to remove the hot Calamari before 2nd degree burns occur. No one wants that of course.

"Would you like to play Calamari Hoopla tonight darling? I have some spare Calamari, I thought it might be fun?"

by Humpabalooshka October 27, 2022

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