Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

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Cade Cruzen

One of the biggest pussies I know of. Throughout my life I have met two Cade Cruzens and wish I never had. He was the worst athlete I had ever seen, basically looked like his feet were stuck in quick sand. What a fuckin pussy I shit on that kid everyday in the halls. Now this isn't from first hand experience but if i recall correctly both Cades I met were most likely gay. It's a sad day anytime someone is named Cade Cruzen.

Can you believe that pussy? Oh wait it was Cade Cruzen.

by fjwfhjweiofnwefowejfoirwf August 21, 2019

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Law of Cade R.

A principle which states that when one is fallen ill with a mild cold, one must exit from all regular duties until full recovery.

‘Dude why haven’t I heard from you for 2 weeks, you must be following the Law of Cade R.’

by flexibleglass September 5, 2019

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Cade

I know you’re reading this holo

Cade is a nazi

by Baddydaddy9091 January 20, 2020

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Cade

An abbreviation for "Barricade". Usually used in while playing Garry's Mod . You can hear this term in every Zombie Survival server while people generally bitch about how much each others cade sucks.

Your cade sucks ass, you're wasting valuable props.

by Sirham March 31, 2020

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