he is the sweetest, shyest, fittest guy in the world! lol he is funny without meaning it and helps me wen im down. i hope someday a girl as perfect as him finds him and he lives happily ever after! i also hope he dusn't so i can hav him, lol love ya james
by Waffles Prostitute Baywatch January 04, 2005
When you're fuckin your girl doggy style and you shove the remote up her ass, punching her in the back making her clamp her butt hole on the remote.. Resulting in the channel changing on the tv. Repeat until desired channel is met. First preformed by Mayo and Mary Mc-All-Star.
Mayo: "I cable guyed my bitch last night.. took me 50 punches to get to ESPN!"
Friend: "Damn we'll have to rename you Mayo the cable guy!"
Friend: "Damn we'll have to rename you Mayo the cable guy!"
by Mary127 May 11, 2010
by Destent July 09, 2014
Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
by Purple Miku May 28, 2016
by ThaBigCheesy March 02, 2010
fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions
phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions
by littlejimmie March 12, 2019