by FattyHawFong July 25, 2021
Get the Criesmug. A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris
by French Horn God May 10, 2019
Get the Crismug. Cris is a very handsome and polite man. He will treat you with respect and will not let no one disrespect him. He is very smart, and has very high goals in life
by MoneyDawg November 23, 2021
Get the Crismug. An argenrinian sexy piece of ass, which always puts his friends before him and women in front of him. He is a very kind and generous loving individual who gives money to charity.
by Juicypotato 969696 November 22, 2021
Get the Crismug. by Pjusky December 18, 2019
Get the Cried in mouthmug. The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
by daltonjfk November 27, 2019
Get the Burger & Criesmug. by c12341231 August 29, 2024
Get the Crismug.