Cris

Cris is a loving caring person but...he is known to be far too horny and does some weird things. Cris is known for bestiality on multiple occasions. Another thing about Cris is that he is a raging alcoholic , but he does love his weed. Cris may be decent in school but this man cannot play a video game for his life, maybe thats where the alcohol originated.

Cris "Want to have sex?"
dog"woof(no)"
cris"Okay take your collar off, Now"
dog"woof(stop) woof(stop)"
cris"No"

by DinoNuggets13 March 22, 2022

Cri

Much like crying but more manly. Cri, or “Cri-ing” usually only occurs at the end of sad movies such and The Mist.

“Hey man did you see that Netflix is fixing to get The Mist?”
-“I cri evrytim…”

by Frontiermedic248 June 16, 2022

Cris

Where’s the “H”?

My name is Cris with no “H”…

*Rolls eyes*

by MonkeyDolittle November 23, 2021

cri

A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.

(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri

by happiness is key December 20, 2019

Cris

A gremlin that hides in the dark

"Dude I saw this thing in my room hunched over a phone. Must of been a Cris"

by Tea_Dem0n November 21, 2021

cri

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.

(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭

by happiness is key January 11, 2020

Cries in

The specific reason why you are crying.

Cries in no Disney plus subscription.

by Avior Shadestar November 2, 2022