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The Twin CP

A variant of the phrase "Cunt Punt". The Twin CP is the abbreviation of a strictly class move known as "The Twin Cunt Punt", which is when a business professional dominates two fellow employees who are higher than him/her on the corporate ladder. This elevated position on the corporate ladder makes senior employees prime candidates for a good "Cunt Punting".
Michael performed The Twin CP on Kelly and Eric by metaphorically taking a dump on their work.
by Basblstr27 April 1, 2011
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stands for: Cell-phone douche-bag. Basically anyone who uses their cell phone in order to make themselves look like they actually have friends. Also can be someone who uses their cell-phone wayyyyyy too much
*People at a dance*
Person 1: Hey man look at that guy over there staring at his cell phone so much its like he's watching porn
Person 1:Yeah only a CP DB does that kind of stuff when your supposed to be socializing
by rebeccablackfridaysuckshard April 14, 2011
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"Oi bro don't forget the CP"
"Just went to the tobacconist and picked up a new CP, it's Phat
by Cpt. Cook October 5, 2015
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cosmological principle
The cp seems to be true
by ljadslasjda December 18, 2018
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Collinder police
The pastafarians were caught by the CP
by The Bean Bird June 17, 2018
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damit ist gemeint du hast einen coolen penis zb du hast aber einen coolen cp boy
by teamroyal April 19, 2018
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Also known as COLLEGE PARK a shopping mall located in Toronto CANADA
"Ayo you tryna go post up at CP"
by TGFOLKJESUS April 18, 2017
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