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-How did this shit came out

-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut
by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017
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A condom is a pecado
Enrique:use a condom bro
Me: un condon es un pecado
by Sione4 October 31, 2017
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what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party
Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age
by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017
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something that stops babies from being made
by big edwin December 13, 2017
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wiener sockie wockies
"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.
by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017
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Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun
I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring
by Josuetherealidiot May 9, 2018
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What your parents wished they used
We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods
by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018
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