condom

what your parents,obviously,did not use

-How did this shit came out

-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut

by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017

Condom

A condom is a pecado

Enrique:use a condom bro
Me: un condon es un pecado

by Sione4 October 31, 2017

Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

condom

something that stops babies from being made

i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her

by big edwin December 13, 2017

condom

wiener sockie wockies

"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.

by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017

Condom

Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun

I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring

by Josuetherealidiot May 9, 2018

Condom

What your parents wished they used

We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods

by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018