Condom

what is proper etiquette to put on your lap at a dinner party

Everyone at the party placed the condom on their lap, as their mother taught them it was good etiquette from a young age

Condom by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017

condom

something that stops babies from being made

i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her

condom by big edwin December 13, 2017

condom

wiener sockie wockies

"the way you slide that wiener sockie wockies upon your wiener makes me nut. it's just like a condom. just like when rïan bounces he's little feeties.

condom by I love rïans feet December 24, 2017

Condom

Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun

I used s condom during sec and it felt really boring

Condom by Josuetherealidiot May 9, 2018

Condom

What your parents wished they used

We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods

Condom by Fightmeeeee May 23, 2018

Condom

A Type Of Rubber To Use When HavingSex To Protect Yourself

Girl:Did You Get The Condom For Tonight?
Boy:Yeah I Got It For Protection.

Condom by CHEESECAKE 13 May 30, 2018

Condom

sexual intercourse between a heterosexual couple or homosexual relationship to reduce the risk of linking the sperm and the egg and creating a fetus to later be born into a child which will cost an average of 12,000 dollars a year. therefore condoms are good

damn make sure you use a condom when you smash

Condom by oliviao June 27, 2018