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Concrete rabbit

when your mam goes down into a rabbit hole and gets stuck. when she gets out she get the rabbit she caught and dips it into concrete. This is so the rabbit is hard. She then uses it as a dildo. Eventualy the concrete will crcack and a rabbit will jump out saying "oh muma mia" and "yowzers what an adventure"
once upon a ime YA MAM got a rabbit and dunked it into concrete so it was hard so its a concrete rabbit then shoved it up her flange. The rabbit came out of the concrete shouting "oh muma mia"
by jt2721 February 20, 2009
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Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.
"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
by trendelz August 13, 2012
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concrete blocks

Also known as a cinder block. Used in construction for basements and foundations.
Someone stole my wheels and I found by car up on concrete blocks.
by Paul Hofffmann July 13, 2007
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concrete smile

forcing someone to get down and bite a curb as you stomp on the back of their neck, breaking the jaw and many teeth.
In American History X Derek Vineyard gives a black man a concrete smile for trying to steal his car.
by the_reginator January 13, 2008
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Concrete Pedicure

To fill a bucket full of concrete, place feet in, let concrete set, toss in body of water.
I should have bought some floaties, I swim like a dead hooker with a concrete pedicure.
by Thegoatin-gtown September 25, 2011
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Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa
My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
by Alex Engel August 19, 2013
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concrete piñata

They're not allowing booze at the party, so it will be about as much fun as hitting a concrete piñata.
by IronSam March 19, 2014
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