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Classic Rock

Stop saying Guns N' Roses are Classic Rock, you fucking morons. They are hair. And they suck ass.

Real Classic Rock is Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Sweet, Uriah Heep, Head East, Eric Clapton, Boston, Styx, Journey, Rush, Rolling Stones, Sammy Hagar, Lynyrd Skynyrd, .38 Special, Alice Cooper, Black Oak Arkansas, Foghat, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Queen, Rod Stewart, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Crowes, Janis Joplin, Foreigner, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller Band, T.Rex, The Who, Moody Blues, Yardbirds, Bad Company, ELO, Manfred Mann's Earth Band, Nazareth, Joe Cocker, The Guess Who, Heart, Judas Priest, Cream, CCR, George Thorogood, Five Man Electrical Band, Velvet Underground, Golden Earring, Fleetwood Mac, The Eagles, Deep Purple, J. Geils Band, Jackson Browne, Kansas, KISS, Cheap Trick, Dire Straits, Black Sabbath, Thin Lizzy, The Youngbloods, Marshall Tucker Band, ZZ Top, David Bowie, Bob Seger, Curved Air, ARGENT, Humble Pie, The Beatles, Grand Funk Railroad, Mountain, Doobie Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel, Stevie Ray Vaughan, The Doors, AC/DC, The Hollies, The Kinks, The Troggs, Tom Petty, Jethro Tull, Edgar Winter Group, etc.

Fake "Classic Rock" is Guns N' Roses, Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Quiet Riot, Iron Maiden, etc.
Shut the fuck up about it unless you know the real Classic Rock bands.
by Phuqer April 14, 2006
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Classic Rock-Head

Also CRH.

Someone who only listens to Classic Rock and dislikes all modern music.

They usually listen to these bands

- Led Zeppelin
- The Beatles
- The Doors
- Pink Floyd
- The Who
- Jimi Hendrix
- AC/DC

They usually only listen to 2 or 3 of them regularly. Classic Rock-Heads condemn modern music when they probably never heard any due to them listening to Led Zeppelin all day. The only modern band they know of is Fall Out Boy, they usually never heard any of their music but condemn them because another Classic Rock-Head did.

Classic Rock-Heads believe any guitarist past 1990 has no talent. Therefore they have no interest in Tom Morello. They also think Velvet Revolver is bad and say Slash is bad now.

Although Classic Rock is good they think that no other music is good.
person: Check out this song
classic rock-head: Is it modern?
person: No its from the 70's
classic rock-head: Who is it? Its good!
person: Its The White Stripes, Jimmy Page was in that band.
classic rock-head: Awesome! This music rocks, but not as much as Led Zeppelin
person: Haha, its modern music! And the guitarist is Jack White!
classic rock-head: I knew it! I never liked it!
by joe725 November 9, 2007
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classic rock

Music these days is too violent. Drugs, sex, killing or whining (emo) is all I hear on most radio stations these days.
by coo coo for coca puffs March 23, 2005
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classic matt

To say or do something sterotypical of an average teenager but in a slightly comical or repetative maner.
"classic matt" said andy after watching his friend fall over for the 3rd time that day.
by jpgssjhg March 23, 2008
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classic conversation

(1) a conversation held in an old-fashioned manner, usually face-to-face or on the phone; often used to denigrate old-fashioned bosses or old school parents

(2) a face-to-face conversation, as opposed to conversations via text, email, twitter or phone

(3) a conversation that instantly becomes memorable
If I had known we were going to break up via twitter, I would've asked for a classic conversation.

After all of the sexting, the classic conversation was a little weird.

My boss is old school. Doesn't do email and always wants a classic conversation.
by Marcus Antonius June 19, 2009
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Classic Comfort

When someone fails beforehand (earlier during the week, for example) and then pulls off the same fail at a later given time, forcing you to proclaim this term.
Guy1: Did Mike just lose at beer pong?
Guy2: Yes. Yes, he did.
Guy1: Didn't he lose earlier tonight....and last night, too?
Guy2: No doubt about it.
Guy1 & Guy2: (in unison) Classic Comfort!
by Cumfirst December 7, 2009
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Classic Crap

An old movie or tv show that will not win any prestigious awards such an Academy award but will forever be enjoyed by an audience that favors bathroom humor and no intelligent dialogue.
I just finished watching Fast Times At Rigdemont High, Animal House, Porky's, Porky's II, Tales From The Hood, Leprechaun in the Hood, Half Baked, It's Your Move, Szysnyk, Fish, Three's A Crowd, The Ropers, and Muggsy. Classic crap at its finest!
by kimmickalnv March 11, 2012
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