Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

Circumcise

When the skin of a usually baby boys dick is removed often for religious reasons but sometimes to prevent infection

Mary and Andrew are getting their son circumcise it’s a controversial thing

by Andrew2736 June 24, 2023

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

Peruvian Circumcision

When a persons skin is ripped of their head and down to their neck and cut off just like a regular circumcision.

Did you see the Peruvian Circumcision gore video.

by Linguine88 December 6, 2022

Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Australian Circumcision

Also referred to as an "Aussie circumcision" or "Outback circumcision." It is a procedure in which 2 uncircumcised people sew their foreskins together and pull away quickly, ripping one or both of their foreskins off.

Person 1: "Why the fuck is there blood everywhere, and why is old mate screaming!?"
Person 2: "He did an Australian Circumcision with his bud"

by Sarin_Nox May 20, 2023