Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.

Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.

by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010

circumcised soldier

When a soldiers dick got blown off in combat

My wife left me because I’m a circumcised soldier

by UrbanInsanity March 6, 2025

I can see the circumcision scar

A method of politely calling someone a dickhead

You know, I can see the circumcision scar.

by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023

Circumcised Sex

Sex with a person who is circumcised.

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025

Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 12, 2025

The U.S.A Circumcision

The act of putting firecrackers or other explosives under one's foreskin and lighting it. You probably will be able to picture the rest.

BOB: Hey man, I just got circumcised.
Joe: wow did a doctor do it?
BOB: No, I did The U.S.A Circumcision

by The Foreskindoctor July 4, 2019