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Cessblood

( sea- ess - bluh - duh )

1. A term, usually used offensively, or as a degrading slang; describes a person of incestuous relations, often operating within a close family circle, or family tree. Commonly referred to as a “cessblood” in a cesspool of genetics.

2. An individual that is considered unworthy of continuing their “blood lineage” ; whom is prompted by their peers, oppositions, or even personal ideologies:- to consider refraining from procreation with other specimen(s), out of fear of being embarrassed by some personal vendetta, effectively “ending their bloodline”.

3. A ludicrous, pioneering gang initiation act; involving the full- body submerge of an individual in a tub full of any fluid resembling “blood”, whether fake, homemade imitation, or “the real stuff”. It symbolizes “a man’s inner jaguar” making the individual “a man.”
“Y’know:- Tommy Ulk’avarch is a no-good, cessblooded, degenerate hillbilly. He is dating both his mother and his sister, who I believe may be pregnant:- no idea if it is his, though.”

“Only if Tim wasn’t such a cessblood. Then, maybe he would ask Sarah Lynski out to the dance. She is such a great dancer, and he is such a moron for not seeing the potential.”

“Yo’ Cuh’, gotta’ commit to our gang by hittin’ that inna’ cessblood’ in chu’. Ya’ feel me? Gotta’ sho’ em’ fools that inna’ jaguar, y’know?.. Ahhhhhhhhh, u’ do!”
by Yumyuk67 February 7, 2026
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cestspring

someone who is the product of an incentuous relationship. ie someone who's parents are siblings, cousins, etc.
shrey is a cestspring
by Demmenick March 26, 2025
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borbyn cesson

A nickname for Corbyn Besson 1/5 of the hot and new trending band called Why Don’t We
Borbyn cesson is an amazing singer
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Stick-cess

When you think all stickmen are the same
Guy 1: hey these two stickmen look the same
Guy 2: no there not, you're just stick-cess
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Suck-cess

Doing something repeatedly that you really do suck at, but not giving up on it.
I've had no "suck-cess" at trying to make a lobster fly
by uvebruce April 27, 2023
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me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.
Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!
by Sambiase August 14, 2024
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Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
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