matt cesta

a gay hockey player who is hiding in the closet while he's covering himself up with a girlfriend

a guy who thinks hes the best

a guy with greasy hair

a guy who trys to act straight but is really gay

yo! look how "matt cesta" that guy is !

my girls best friend is a "matt cesta"

by an expert on men March 12, 2010

Cesar Millan

Born in Mexico, Cesar worked on a farm as a boy and wanted to become a dog trainer in America. He illegally immigrated to the US and worked in San Diego in at a small dog grooming shop. He then worked as a limo/vallet service. After everyone saw how good he was with dogs, word of mouth spread and he soon started training dogs/people as he had his own small side business. Jada Pickett Smith was one of his first major clients and offered to help Cesar set up his own business.

Now he is host of the popular "Dog Whisperer" show on National Geographic. He is very good with dogs and constantly tells people to stop treating dogs like humans and be their pack leaders!

Exercise, Disipline, and then Affection - In that order!

Cesar Millan to a typical owner who spoils their pet with effection: "Be the pack leader and give off a assertive dominant energy and your dog will love you. Only give affection if the dog is being calm submissive"

by Doggmaster431 July 17, 2009

cess

Weak/Less potent ugly green or brown weed.

We bought cess,there was no chronic left

by xLoCaL June 17, 2003

Cesar

A sexy MF with a fat cock

I wanna FUCK cesar

by Violet myers November 22, 2021

Cescabot

A person blindly devoted to the Democratic Party and hostile to any progressives that are critical of President Barack Obama, especially if the tendency is to accurately criticize Obama using the facts of his presidency. Etymology: Bob Cesca's cultish, Democrat-devoted "Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog" is regarded by progressives as having gone over the top in its shameless devotion to Barack Obama, such as when Cesca relentlessly attacked well-regarded progressive Jane Hamsher for denouncing Obama's watered-down Health Care Bill using the facts Obama himself provided while campaigning.

Thus, Bob Cesca + Obamabot = Cescabot.

Cescabots are the most mindless of the Obamabots, defending his every policy - even those that extend the Bush Administration policies they previously attacked when Bush was in office.

by conservaslayer June 30, 2011

Cesar Psyop

A shooting or terrorist attack that is actually false flag government psyop. Originating from terrorist Cesar Sayoc.

Oh that shooting? Probably a Cesar Psyop

by JackMoozlum April 12, 2022

Cessna

Cessna is a hilarious girl. She was named after her grandad's favorite airplane. She's one of a kind. Very unique. She is always smiling and is very quick witted. Boys and girls like her. She's cute and popular, and comes up with funny catch phrases.

That's a Cessna saying!

by r1a2d3 February 3, 2010