person 1 Look at all those dudes in that car.
person 2 Yeah it's a regular hot dog cart in there.
person 3 Even if they got a chick she wouldn't fit in there.
person 2 Yeah it's a regular hot dog cart in there.
person 3 Even if they got a chick she wouldn't fit in there.
by Jeremy Benjamin April 14, 2008
Get the hot dog cart mug.motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.
The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.
by jainie December 17, 2005
Get the lard cart mug.by rod sterling June 15, 2013
Get the worlds fastest golf cart mug.the bitches of target...we pick up fuckin carts, carry outs, carry ins, clean up shit in restrooms every hour, hangers, hanger bins, charge back, defective, bags at registers, sweep, vacuum, help guests, pick up hand baskets, put hand baskets around the fuckin store, clean up spills, maybe even zone and thats not all.
Cart Attendants = MTS (Multi-task specialist) my fuickin ass!
Cart Attendants = MTS (Multi-task specialist) my fuickin ass!
THIS IS MY TARGET CART ATTENDANT STORY:
GSTL: mts...mts...mts
MTS: go ahead!
GSTL: there shit six feet on the wall in the womens restroom! clean it up
MTS: ok (yeah right)
LOD: we are out of carts.
MTS: we dont have any carts because there are 150 fuckin guests in the store and all the fuckin carts are being used right now!!!
LOD: well go get some!!!
MTS: would you like me to make some cunt?
(lod shuts her trap)
GUEST1: do you guys sell beer and caigarettes?
MTS: what the fuck do you think...NO!
GUEST2: young man...
MTS: yes...
GUEST2: my cart has trash in it?
MTS: so what the fuck do you want me to do about asshole?
(guest2 tells manager)
GSTL: carry out!!!
MTS: ok (sarcastically).
GUEST3: i need you to help me put this huge patio set inside my little dodge neon.
(Hint: that aint happening)
GUEST3: thank you
(fuckin boca bitch gives me no fuckin tip and here i am sweating from head to you know where
GSTL: its 5:00, goodbye!
MTS TO HIMSELF: IM GLAD THIS DAY IS OVER! FUCK! BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!
GSTL: mts...mts...mts
MTS: go ahead!
GSTL: there shit six feet on the wall in the womens restroom! clean it up
MTS: ok (yeah right)
LOD: we are out of carts.
MTS: we dont have any carts because there are 150 fuckin guests in the store and all the fuckin carts are being used right now!!!
LOD: well go get some!!!
MTS: would you like me to make some cunt?
(lod shuts her trap)
GUEST1: do you guys sell beer and caigarettes?
MTS: what the fuck do you think...NO!
GUEST2: young man...
MTS: yes...
GUEST2: my cart has trash in it?
MTS: so what the fuck do you want me to do about asshole?
(guest2 tells manager)
GSTL: carry out!!!
MTS: ok (sarcastically).
GUEST3: i need you to help me put this huge patio set inside my little dodge neon.
(Hint: that aint happening)
GUEST3: thank you
(fuckin boca bitch gives me no fuckin tip and here i am sweating from head to you know where
GSTL: its 5:00, goodbye!
MTS TO HIMSELF: IM GLAD THIS DAY IS OVER! FUCK! BACK TO WORK TOMORROW!
by some kid in boca September 22, 2006
Get the target cart attendant mug.when one steals a shopping cart and hides it in an unexpecting friends shower to later be suprisingly discovered.
After listening to Kone's fuel injected crate engine speech, Jackson and Rusty stole a shopping cart from the grocery store and placed it inside of Kone's shower. Kone awoke the next morning and proceeded cleanse his dirty ass and found a shopping cart in his shower. He then realized he had been shower carted. Get you some of that.
by JacksonCR March 31, 2009
Get the shower cart mug.its when you get stoned and go to the store for munchies or other stuff that you find interesting. whats in your cart when you checkout is your own "stoner cart"
by emmakitty May 29, 2009
Get the stoner cart mug.The mode of transportation used by the aqua teen hunger force. Basicly a 4ftx6ft trailer with two wheel in the back, & meatwad harnessed in the front as the "engine". Used to go vast distances while oddly enough, Frylock just hovers inside of it.
by Ampresandman December 15, 2011
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