Camped

To be: super chill; down to earth; relaxed as fuck; cool as fuck.

"Dude, I'm so fucking camped right now."
"That guy we met yesterday was the most camped dude I've seen in my life."
"Let's not hang out with that loser, he's not nearly as camped as we are."
"Most people like me because I am a very camped person."

by AlanHatesLiv August 25, 2016

Caledonia

tiny ass town in southern ontario where there’s a lot of assholes. you can pass a drug deal, arena, high school, skate park (where the drug deal is), a library, and a mcdonald’s all on the same street. a lot of fires. one fire destroyed an entire plaza and then there were like 7 after that. 98% of the town drinks a lot of alcohol during caledonia thunder games (which are shit and they all think they’re gonna be in the NHL). oh and the corvairs are enormous men playing hockey and thinking they’re the shit. and we’re all fucking liberal. like 7 or so churches, which is a bit ironic. all the girls are basic and wear birkenstocks with bright green socks and have an iphone 6 and drink starbucks somehow, even though the closest one is 30 minutes away.

have you been to caledonia?
ya man, never again. i saw some kid smoking and then catching a forest on fucking fire.

by _c_oo_l_ January 7, 2018

caedence

Fun loving person that is always willing to pick a fight for her friend she doesn’t give a shit what anyone else thinks and she loves her boyfriend. Even though she hates her two sided bitches of friends she will keep them forever

Bro did u see that caedence she totally kissed her boyfriend and then her mum caught her but she didn’t give a flying fuck

by Rabbit llama potato March 6, 2018

Joey Cape

The heart and soul of the punk band, Lagwagon. Also 1/5 of Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, lead vox of Bad Astronaut, Afterburner, and his own solo acoustic project.

"Everything Joey Cape touches turns into gold (musically)."

by Passsick November 25, 2007

capers

to rob somebody for something he got that you want to make a livin

imma catch diz capers up here in da cut

by LOX February 28, 2003

Cape Coral High School

The girl’s bathroom is usually inaccessible due to the vast amount of whores crowded in there taking pregnancy tests. It’s hard to fathom how all these balls ugly girls got knocked up, especially since every guy who attends Cape High is a raging homosexual. It is not rare to walk down the hall and see multiple gay orgies taking place.

When it comes to sports and extracurriculars, the Cape guys excel at taking balls fast and hard to the face. Cape High isn’t all bad though. For example their band is number one when it comes to playing the African skin flute. Quite an accomplishment for the dim-witted inbreds who attend this school.

The trick among guys at Cape High to “getting big fast” is to wear tight shirts. These shirts are usually pink and from Hollister and they most certainly do not make them look buff. They look like a bunch of fat cocks that are too stupid to purchase a top which fits correctly. It’s probably a good thing they are too fucking stupid to think of using steroids as a means to get big. They already have infant sized testicles and can not afford for them to become any smaller.

Guy: "Look at those faggots eiffel towering.."

Girl: "yeah they must go to cape coral high school."

by penispenispeniscockandballs December 6, 2011

me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

"Beam me up, Scotty!" in the Latin language.

What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

by pentozali September 26, 2010