Capital H

1. Slang term for The History Channel.

Also,

2. Slang for heroin.

1. "Pedro, Let's see what's on the Capital H."

2. "Pedro, Let's score some good Capital H-and get put on the floor."

by JR222 September 21, 2005

capitalist pig

The upper class, usually with psychopathic personalities.

That capitalist pig over there treats people like if he was God.

by Politricks September 9, 2003

venture capitalist

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".

Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.

by gawthic1 June 26, 2008

Capital of Palestine

The capital of Palestine would be Jerusalem. A beautiful area that is probably the most contested city in the entire war. It is an area fought over by Muslims, Chrisitians and Jews. In Jerusalem (the capital of Palestine), their is one of the most holy sites known to Islam, the Dome of the Rock. Which is a mosque believed to have been the place where a prophet descended to heaven. It was built in 705 CE, making it one of the oldest sites in history.

Man 1: Did you ever visit Palestine? What's there?
Man 2: The most beautiful places ever. Including the city, Jerusalem.

Man 1: What's so great about it?
Man 2: There's history, great sites and great Palestinian food like shawarma, falafel and hummus!
Man 1: Jerusalem, the capital of Palestine, here I come!

by Wake Up World October 20, 2010

capitalize

to take advantage of a particular situtation with a girl and get some action

a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl

by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010

Capitalistmas

The true name of the 25th of December, a day for people to sacrifice their bank accounts and credit cards to buying other people shit they don’t need, a day for which businesses make you feel guilty about not buying their shit for others all the way back to August (or are they cutting into July already?). It is NOT Jesus’s birthday, since Jesus (if he even existed) was born in April.

My neighbors went into debt last Capitalistmas buying their kids all those toys that ended up in their garbage cans by June.

by Jojo Bizarro December 20, 2010

capitalist

A country that uses capitalism as its form of economy.

The USA and many other countries are Capitalist.

by Anonymous July 18, 2003