street clown

A person with a tendency to buy expensive items when they should be saving money

I bought this watch before I paid my bills like some sort of street clown.

by D.Rage October 19, 2019

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Zoom Clowning

The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.

This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.

"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"

"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."

by bird_brain April 3, 2022

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clown nap

n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.

I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.

by Steve D. August 10, 2005

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National Clown day

it’s everyday. Because you’re a clown. Did you get left on read by your crush? CLOWN. Did you get rejected? CLOWN. Did you wake up this morning? ofc because ur a mf CLOWN.

“i wonder when national clown day is??” it’s everyday Karen because you’re a clown.

by jojoaintnohoehoe October 23, 2019

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