Batting Glove

A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.

Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Dick-Butting

The act of hugging someone from behind while having a huge boner.

I came up behind a girl and accidentally started dick-butting her.

by Dickson Butters November 16, 2013

Batting Clean-up

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.

I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested

by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012

busti

A substitute noun when you get a mental block or just plain can't be bothered saying the word you mean. It's a bastardisation of the Greek word pousti (an insulting term for a homosexual man). Unlike the original Greek word, busti carries no homophobic connotations.

Hey, could you pass me the busti?

by vastheman August 16, 2009

gusset bunting

1. Noun. Gusset bunting is the large flaps of labia that sometimes protrude from the edges of a girls thong or knickers (especially if said underwear is far too small for the female.)

Named after the traditional British flags draped about during times of national celebration.

1."Christ I thought that Josie was fit until I went down on her and stumbled across a veritable street party of gusset bunting decorating her panties!!!"

by Red Five October 24, 2005

tig ol bitties

The biggest pair of titties you've ever set your virgin eyes on.

Damn Billy, you mom sure has some tig ol bitties

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

Bueti

The act of being a stud muffin who attracts Kristins.

When the gym instructor pranced into the gym flexing his muscles, Kristen was buetied.

by Its a Buetiful Day February 3, 2009