ButtHurt

getting your feelings hurt, or getting all bent out of shape.

He got all butt hurt when she wouldnt give him a ride.

by jude-e December 4, 2001

buttfuck

The act of taking total advantage of someone in either personal or business matters via any sort of unethical, immoral or illegal actions and activities.

"I thought for sure that the company was going to buttfuck me out of my last paycheck."

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

buttfungus

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.

"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."

by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

Terminal Buttfungus

Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.

You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

butturine

Anal sex is being performed and while the pleasure is happening the man pisses right into the asshole, then proceeding to blame it on the woman

Kent: What the hell is coming out of your ass!??
Carly: Oh shut up i know your just pulling the butturine

by Gingernuts January 27, 2009

buttfuckload

An extremely large amount. In order of size: plethora, butt load, myriad, fuck load, buttfuckload

There's a buttfuckload of sand flies on the beach, gross.

by kelsodb136 January 11, 2010

Mad Butthurt Syndrome

Madd Butthurt Syndrome is the feeling someone/something/a group of people feel after something has happened, to their dislike.

Ukraine has had Mad Butthurt Syndrome after Russia took Crimea in 2014

by Gerasimov1992 January 23, 2022