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Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast
by asian4hire December 5, 2016
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buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm
"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."
by sir wacks a lot June 24, 2009
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buttering the bagel

kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.
dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering the bagel.
by mickey bien September 24, 2006
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Buttercunt

A vagina that is slippery; a well lubricated pussy, either with cumn or any other substance, ie. oil, Vaseline, ky jelly, etc.
The mailman's hard, meaty dick glided in and out of the maid's buttercunt with ease.

Her pussy was dripping so much cumn, that she slid her buttercunt onto the hot 10-inch cock without any resistance.
by Jayshia March 8, 2010
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buttering

Doing a 360 around your thumb with a pen, marker, pencil, or other writting utensil. Although difficult to get down at first, it becomes second nature to butter around 7 times in a row.
English was slow today, so I was buttering with my pen for twenty minutes and got 15 in a row.
by gone laggs May 4, 2010
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buttercup

same as buttered bun, a woman who has just had sex or is otherwise well lubricated.
"They call me Buttercup, dear little Buttercup, 'though I shall never know why" Gilbert and Sullivan.
by Stevebot March 5, 2007
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boston buttercup

When a male screams in a Boston accent while having a rod painfully slammed into his ass, usually occurs during the hazing ritual of some Frat's. The buttercup demonation is still unknown, however, when asked why it is called "buttercup" most victims flee away, screaming in terror.
"Hey Bobby, would you care to rush Gamma Alpha Yeti with me? I promise you, we don't perform the Boston Buttercup on our rushes!"
by Pat Furey August 22, 2006
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