Buttcheeks Butler

(n) item of sexual use and abuse commonly known to frequent bath houses

you are a "buttcheeks butler" I saw you coming out of that dodgy bath house

by pejax April 27, 2003

Buttcrack Baby

When a man ejaculates in a woman's butt crack

We're gonna make some buttcrack baby's tonight bitch!

by Mr. Pooper sex January 30, 2010

buttcrack

the hole in your butt where poop and diarrhea comes out.

C'mon, let's poke the buttcrack! *POOKEEEE*

by CrazyButt May 11, 2008

buttsecks

A misspelling of butt sex favored by 13 year old boys. Often used as an insult in online flame wars.

ZOMG! ne body who lykez p0p m00sic has teh buttsecks!

by queen_azure February 18, 2008

buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.

by Compute March 19, 2009

buttsecks

The most common word on the IGN Vestibule board. Has to do with anal sex.

omg wtf zargon+larry=teh buttsecks???++?????

by thestinkytwinkie April 22, 2003

Buttsecks

You must be a pervert for looking this up, hmmm?

But anyways, a sexual technique with a penis to the ass, commonly used among gay man and man and women.

Called Buttsecks cause it's cooler. c: (Original word: buttsex)

'Let's have sex!'
^---Gay Saddam Huissen to Satan, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut (Probably having buttsecks anyway)

by Aangie December 28, 2007