Hot Buttered

The act of getting diarrhea overload and releasing a torrent of anal leakage onto your girlfriend's ass as if it were a baked potato.

A: Man, did you hear what Derpin D did last night?
B: Yeah, bro, he totally hot buttered his girl. She ain't no 11 anymore.

by BigBubba47 April 6, 2016

buttered

mad, over anxious, disturbed

he got so buttered over the fact that he wasn't good at the game.

by taylor January 17, 2004

Buttered biscuits

When a guy cums into his hands and smears his jizz on a girl's/guy's ass.

"Yo, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah, man. And when I was finished, I gave her some buttered biscuits."

*High five*

by Jizzem McGinty October 30, 2013

buttered toast

Its when you put period blood on toast and eat it. Period blood is called butter because kinda smells like butter.

As a dare my friend ate buttered toast, it was so hilarious!

by groddie shit June 25, 2007

gun buttered

gettin spryed up wit bullets,hollows,ballistics etc....

man did u just see dat dude get gun buttered wit calicoes

by terriffic June 12, 2006

hot buttered

The method of buttering bread with Philly spread before putting it in the toaster.
Coined by Lance and Brendan at the Kabuto

Commonly other spreads are addded...

crunchy peanut butter
marmite
jam if you a fruit

by Karl May 17, 2004

Buttered muffin

The act of cumming into someone’s nose until it leaked from their eyes only to proceed to ride them like a pony covering them in your chantilly

Last night jarold gave me a buttered muffin

by Pizzaisgreat123 June 14, 2018