fam burgler

Someone who's known for stealing from, or fuckin' over their friends or family. Fam burglers usually steal things that are easy to conceal and carry in a coat or pants pocket, a purse or backpack and most likely won't obviously be missed right away.

ROOMMATE: Hey, you seen my phone?

ME: Chris was here at the party last night wadn't he? I bet he took it when he left this morning while you was passed out. I tried to tell you don't let him up in here. That muhfucka's a fam burgler, for real.

by mensa_mule April 15, 2019

Turd-Burgler

The guy who comes and steals the dog shit off your lawn ..

“that son of a bitchin’ turd-Burgler was in my yard last night and he stole all the dog shit !!”

by Dennis Dragon August 29, 2019

Turd burgler

Bottomfeeder often of trogloditic orgin. One who is bereft of anything resembling good character. Compulsive theif/liar.

Also dlang for very diminutive slant on ones choosing of sexual preference

That turd burgler fucked my mom and stole my dad's watch after telling me he was at tge movies doinkin his grandma.

by Klundamatron6000 August 31, 2020

Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...

I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.

by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020

Urgle Burgle

A word said when you are mad at someone, something, or can't get that stupid nail to go in.

"URGLE BURGLE!", Jack yelled when he hammered his thumb.

by A guy with a fun imagination November 2, 2020

Dirty burgle

To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.

Our Sandra had a dirty burgle; they took the kids PlayStation and had a shit behind her dad's chair. Smeared shit up the curtains too.

by anonymous November 17, 2023